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POOF and the light goes off

This is a Very funny email message

An 86-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his test results come back normal.

The doctor says, ” Gary everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?”

Gary replies, “God and I are tight.

He knows I have poor eyesight, so he’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof* the light goes on. When I’m done, *poof* the light goes off.”

“Wow, that’s incredible,” the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Gary ‘s wife.

“Marianne, he says, Gary is doing fine but I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof * the light goes on in the bathroom and when he’s done, *poof* the light goes off?”

“OH MY GOD!” Marianne exclaims.

“He’s peeing in the refrigerator again!!!!”